It’s unthinkable.
It’s in equal measures true and devastating… What could possibly make me
this distraught? The other night I
opened the freezer and made a horrifying discovery. M and I are down to our last Parker Pie. Yes, that’s right there’s not even enough to
share.
(An even number of pies was originally purchased,
however, whilst M was out gallivanting I was chowing down on a pie… Which has
resulted in my current state of pielessness *gasp*).
The humble meat pie, quintessential Aussie
cuisine, easily and frequently executed poorly, but mouth-watering, glorious
and divine when done well. What
distinguishes the good from the bad? For
me: a thick, rich meaty filling encased in a pastry that is buttery and
flaky. But I am no professional. I’ll
leave that to the judges of the Official Great Aussie Pie Competition.
In my search for the perfect meat pie I have
learned a few things. For one you will
not find the perfect meat pie down the frozen food aisle of your local
supermarket. Why? Food Standards Australia and New Zealand only require a
‘meat’ pie to contain a minimum of 25 per cent ‘meat flesh’! In fact, after reading this Choice report you might choose to avoid supermarket pies altogether. I wouldn’t
blame you.
I have unearthed some true gems in my quest… Ok,
only one. But this journey of discovery is
only beginning. This initial discovery
has inspired me to explore, taste and gorge all in the hopes of finding that
singularly irresistible meat pie.
This leads me to Main Street, Rutherglen. Diagonal
from Tapsell’s second hand bookshop, across from the IGA, between the Bank on
Main and The Victoria Hotel you’ll find Parker Pies, a place where the humble pie is elevated to magnificent heights.